【键盘侠】湖人将限制老詹出场时间|是时候开始摆烂了？

[Yahoo] BREAKING: Chris Haynes reports Lakers will put LeBron on a minutes restriction and likely won't let him play back-to-backs.

据雅虎著名记者Chris Haynes报道，湖人在本赛季剩余时间将会给詹姆斯设定出场时间限制，可能不会让他出战背靠背的比赛。

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[–]Cavaliers Deoxyribow 173 points 6 hours ago

Lmao if the Cavs did this the entire city of Cleveland would be annihilated

骑士球迷：哈哈哈哈，如果这事儿是骑士做的，那克利夫兰整座城市都会被喷没。

[–]Lakers lakerswiz 531 points 6 hours ago

Wake me up when this season ends

湖人球迷：赛季结束后再把我叫醒。

[–][TOR] Jorge Garbajosa wikiman2001 270 points 6 hours ago

Might as well just wake up now

猛龙球迷：不如现在就醒来吧。

[–]Pacers NotoriusNC 41 points 5 hours ago

Ledoctor told LeGM to have LeCoach Play Lebron less minutes

步行者球迷：队医詹告诉经理詹，让教练詹减少詹姆斯的出场时间。

[–]East panofsteel 29 points 6 hours ago

The end of an era.

一个时代的结束。

[–]Lakers Adam2190 57 points 6 hours ago

Correct decision, time to fire up the tank.

湖人球迷：正确的决定，是时候开启摆烂大计了。

[–]Knicks Hocoranu 30 points 6 hours ago

We've got competition for Zion

尼克斯球迷：这下有人和我们争锡安了。

[–]Rockets felece 5758 points 5 hours ago

LeTank

火箭球迷：摆烂詹。

[–]itsamediocrelife 486 points 6 hours ago

TankModeActivated

摆烂模式激活。

[–]Warriors Squire_Sultan53 27 points 6 hours ago

I've never thought a team with LeBron was gonna head towards tanking. One of the most shocking things in the NBA in the last 10 years for sure.

勇士球迷：我从未想过，一支有詹姆斯的球队会走向摆烂。这绝对是过去十年来，NBA所发生的最让人震惊的事情之一。

[–]LeFindAnotherSlant 14 points 5 hours ago

They only have 2 back to backs left.

湖人这个赛季只剩下两场背靠背了。

[–][GSW] Purvis Short Dishavingfun 77 points 4 hours ago

1 2 3 CANCUN!

勇士球迷：1、2、3，坎昆走起！！！（上赛季东部决赛G5赛后，TT接受采访时表示：“今天可以说是整个赛季最糟糕的比赛。我们下一场要么赢，要么就去坎昆（墨西哥著名旅游胜地）度假了！”）

[–]pointblank3d 60 points 5 hours ago

At least us Laker fans can finally watch the games stress free. sigh

至少我们湖蜜终于可以毫无压力地看比赛了，哎

[–]Celtics L0VEmeharder 3891 points 5 hours ago

Playoff Mode DE-ACTIVATED

凯尔特人球迷：季后詹模式注销。

[–]Bulls delightfuldinosaur 60 points 3 hours ago

Vacation mode ACTIVATED

公牛球迷：假期模式激活。

[–]Warriors makire 146 points 5 hours ago

it's still activated. He's now on the next level

勇士球迷：季后詹模式仍然在激活中呢，他现在处于另一个水准。

[–][LAL] Kareem Abdul-Jabbar jacques_cousteau007 109 points 4 hours ago

Bro if I have to see the “2011 playoffs LeBron” joke one more time...

湖人球迷：老铁，你是想再开一次“2011年季后詹”的玩笑嘛……

[–]johannvandelay 154 points 4 hours ago

2011 Playoff Mode ACTIVATED

2011年季后詹模式激活

[–]Celtics Kingran- 51 points 4 hours ago

I mean tbf, he was really good in the 2011 playoffs before the finals lol

凯尔特人球迷：讲真，在2011年总决赛之前，老詹在那届季后赛里的表现真的很厉害，哈哈哈哈

[–]Timberwolves suenopequeno 592 points 4 hours ago

He was in advanced playoff mode. 2020 Playoffs. He's out here playing chess and while everyone else is playing basketball.

森林狼球迷：他现在正处于高级季后詹模式，着眼于2020年季后赛。其他人在场上打篮球的时候，他在那儿下棋呢。

[–]West angrytunasandwich 2293 points 5 hours ago

Cant believe Lakers really about to tank in Lebrons first season

詹姆斯才来一个赛季，湖人就真要摆烂了，难以置信啊

[–]Thunder salty_dogey 705 points 3 hours ago

Went from dragging the cavs to the playoffs to the lakers into the lottery

雷霆球迷：上赛季还带领骑士进入季后赛，这赛季就要带着湖人奔乐透了。

[–]WildYams 262 points 2 hours ago

The thing I was wondering about earlier today was this: if last year's Cavs team was in the West this year and LeBron missed 18 games with the same groin injury, would they have made the playoffs?

我今天早些时候还在想这么一个问题：如果上赛季那支骑士出现在今年的西部，而且詹姆斯也因为同样的腹股沟伤势缺战18场比赛的话，那他们还能进季后赛吗？

[–]Cavaliers SlinkToTheDink 310 points 2 hours ago

Probably not.

骑士球迷：或许不能。

[–]Celtics Durzo_Blint 47 points an hour ago

I don't think that team could make the East this year.

凯尔特人球迷：我甚至都不认为那支骑士放在今年的东部能进季后赛。

[–]juchthdledo1 17 points 57 minutes ago

I don't know, the magic and hornets are 1 game away from the playoffs, I'd like to think last year's Cavs would have a better record than them.

这就说不清了，魔术和黄蜂现在离东部第八只有一个胜场的差距，我觉得上赛季那支骑士的战绩会强于他们。

[–]Lakers HillaryGodhamClinton 194 points 5 hours ago

“The west got me,” LeBron said of missing the playoffs. \"That f***ing western conference boomed me.\"

LeBron added, “There are so many stacked teams,” repeating it four times.

LeBron then said he wanted to add Kevin Durant to the list of players he begs to join the Lakers this summer.

湖人球迷：“西部吃定我了，”詹姆斯在无缘季后赛好说到，“那个特么的西部赛区咣叽给我炸了一下。”

詹姆斯补充说道，“西部有好多球队都是兵强马壮，”他把这句话重复了四遍。

然后老詹说他希望把杜兰特加入到那些他乞求今夏能来湖人的球员名单中。

（之前有凯尔特人随队记者爆料：在东决抢七结束后，我听到詹姆斯在更衣室里大喊：“他逮住我了”，指代塔特姆在他身上完成的那个隔扣。“MLGB塔特姆咣叽给我炸了一下。”詹姆斯补充道。“他太棒了！”重复说了四遍。后来，詹姆斯表示，他想把塔特姆加到这个夏天和他一起训练的球员名单中。）

[–]Spurs SnuggleMuffin42 16 points 4 hours ago

Well if they get KD they are instant contenders. He's still in his prime...

马刺球迷：行吧，要是湖人得到杜兰特了，那他们马上就变身争冠球队。詹姆斯仍然在巅峰……

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[–][MIL] Corey Maggette GreekYeet 2756 points 5 hours ago

THE LAKERS HE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM CHAMPIONSHIP CONTENTION

雄鹿球迷：湖人已经从争冠队列中被剔除！！！

[–][BRK] Rodions Kurucs Expulsure 506 points 6 hours ago

i like how LeBrons \"minutes restriction\" is what our starters play regularly lmao

篮网球迷：詹姆斯的“出场时间限制”就是我们的首发球员一般的出场时间，哈哈哈哈，我喜欢。

[–]jawadhaque089 118 points 5 hours ago

Just wait until they get the number one pick in the draft

就等着湖人拿到状元签吧。

[–]Lakers lakerswiz 539 points 5 hours ago

Officially on the Nets bandwagon now.

湖人球迷：我现在正式入粉篮网！

[–]Jazz Zusuf 77 points 3 hours ago

Friendship ended with LAKERS.

Now NETS is my best friend.

爵士球迷：与湖人的友谊结束。现在篮网是我最好的朋友。

[–]Nets bhoops97 180 points 4 hours ago

Welcome sir!

篮网球迷：欢迎长官！

[–]Kings SactownKev 73 points 3 hours ago

\"Thank you Magic!\"

国王球迷：“谢谢你，魔术师！”

[–]Bulls wowanotherburner 1683 points 5 hours ago

\"Fuck you, Adam Silver.\" - The Pelicans

公牛球迷：鹈鹕说：“敲尼玛，亚当-萧华。”（前不久，萧华曾警告鹈鹕不准雪藏戴维斯）

[–]TBdog 175 points 6 hours ago

Silver: teams won't pull the wool over our eyes and rest players to ensure a good product. Including you Pelicans.

Lakers: We are resting LeBron on back to backs.

Silver: That's okay.

萧华：球队不能为了私利，掩人耳目让球员休息，包括你鹈鹕。

湖人：我们在背靠背的时候让詹姆斯休息。

萧华：那没事。

[–]NBA RareSir 126 points 4 hours ago

He’s still gonna be playing more minutes than AD does

詹姆斯的上场时间还是会比戴维斯多的。

[–]Pelicans ChrisTheMiss 524 points 4 hours ago

this is like ing porn to me honestly.

鹈鹕球迷：说实话，这种破事对我来说就像特么看一样。

[–][POR] Arvydas Saboniso GsMustachio 168 points 3 hours ago

\"AD is going to be sick with a cold for the remainder of March and April\" - Pels

开拓者球迷：鹈鹕：“戴维斯将因为感冒缺席三月和四月的比赛。”

[–][SAS] Manu Ginobili Shewshake 46 points 4 hours ago

I wonder if the pels would get fined not playing AD in back to backs

马刺球迷：我倒想知道如果鹈鹕背靠背时不让戴维斯打，那他们会不会收到罚单。

[–]Pelicans Trolljaboy 71 points 4 hours ago

We've been doing that and nothing so far.

鹈鹕球迷：我们一直都这么做的，目前为止啥事也没。

[–]Celtics BetOnMookie 233 points 4 hours ago

Everyone killed Paul Pierce when he had the foresight to say the Lakers should shut LeBron down. Sometimes people can't handle the truth

凯尔特人球迷：之前皮尔斯先见之明地说湖人应该让詹姆斯歇着，大家都喷他。有时候大家就是没法面对现实啊。

[–]76ers The_Jrueth 1027 points 6 hours ago

Man...adding one of the greatest players in history, coming off 8 straight finals appearances and missing the playoffs.

What an absolute disaster.

76人球迷：天呐……球队引进了一个历史顶级球员，他之前连续8年打进总决赛，可是如今却无缘季后赛。

这绝对是个灾难。

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant Nibbasbleed 717 points 6 hours ago

Absolute Fucking Disaster of a season. Thanks LeMaginka

湖人球迷：这特么绝壁是个灾难的赛季啊。谢谢了，勒魔林卡。

[–]laker nation21 530 points 6 hours ago

Ye it is, but at least we’ll get a lottery pick now. Our scouting department only people I trust in upper management

湖人球迷：是，没错，可我们现在至少能拿个乐透签啊。我们的球探部门都是些我信任的高层管理人员。

[–]Lakers vwang714 597 points 6 hours ago

Doesn't matter cause even if they're top talent, they won't hit their peak with us anyway

湖人球迷：无所谓了，因为即便我们选到了顶级天赋，他们也不会和我们一起进入个人巅峰。

[–]innout23 140 points 6 hours ago

I remember when Laker fans said they were done tanking after getting 3 straight #2 picks. What an embarrassment.

我还记得当初湖人连续得到三个榜眼签后，湖蜜说他们不会再摆烂了。现在这是真香啊。

[–]Lakers Nichandl 89 points 5 hours ago

Our FO sucks. If we had held only we had held on to Randle and Dlo. Not to mention Brook. Like wtf honestly. Watch Zubac become a 20/10 guy

湖人球迷：我们的管理层很烂。如果我们操作得当的话，那我们现在还有兰德尔和拉塞尔，更别提洛佩兹了。说实话，这真，就这么看着祖巴茨进入20+10俱乐部。

[–]Bulls BlackMathNerd 51 points 5 hours ago

I don't think you get current Dlo if he stays in LA dude needed the wake up call and LA became toxic for him

公牛球迷：如果拉塞尔还留在湖人的话，那我不觉得他会有如今的成绩。拉塞尔需要点拨，而湖人对他来说是有毒的。

[–]Lakers Nichandl 73 points 5 hours ago

Becuase our FO and system is GARBAGE

湖人球迷：因为我们的管理层和球队体系就是垃圾。

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[–]Wizards Vswerve27 4412 points 6 hours ago

If the Lakers get Zion the NBA

奇才球迷：要是湖人得到锡安了，那就干死联盟。

[–]lakernation21 1864 points 6 hours ago

They would trade him anyways for AD straight up and prob add kuzma

他们会想尽办法用锡安直接换戴维斯的，或许还会加上库兹马。

[–]Pelicans Briguy_fieri 1139 points 6 hours ago

I’m ok with that 100%

鹈鹕球迷：那我完全没意见。

[–]Raptors SneakyPanda7 43 points 6 hours ago

That'd be worth for both sides

猛龙球迷：此举对双方来说都可以。

[–]Kings BloodT1nted 727 points 6 hours ago

It works out too well for the pelicans for the NBA to allow it to happen.

国王球迷：那这就让鹈鹕占了个大便宜了，联盟不会允许这笔交易发生的。

[–]Lakers clownbaby4_ 401 points 5 hours ago

\"Basketball Reasons\"

湖人球迷：“篮球原因”（参考当年联盟叫停保罗加盟湖人交易……）

[–]Rockets byRockets 195 points 5 hours ago

Jokes aside the pelicans were owned by the NBA so they had the right to deny that deal

火箭球迷：不开玩笑，当年的鹈鹕可是被联盟托管的，所以他们有权利否决那笔交易。

[–]Trail Blazers matrixreloaded 108 points 6 hours ago

1 year of AD for Zion is a terrible trade for Lakers

开拓者球迷：用锡安去换只有一年合同期的戴维斯，这对湖人来说可是笔很烂的交易。

[–][OKC] Russell Westbrook Schumeister 183 points 6 hours ago

You really dont think AD would resign?

雷霆球迷：你真以为戴维斯不会和湖人续约？

[–]Trail Blazers matrixreloaded 160 points 6 hours ago

I’d honestly keep Zion. He has generational athleticism and is a superstar talent. Sign AD a year later. Have Zion, AD, an aging Lebron with a polished Ingram, Kuzma and Ball. Trade either of the last two to make room for another max level player.

开拓者球迷：讲真，如果是我就会留住锡安。他的运动能力是同一代人中少有的，而且他具备超巨天赋。一年后再引进戴维斯啊，那就有了锡安、戴维斯，一个正在老去的詹姆斯，和已经打出来的英格拉姆、库兹马、鲍尔。再把后两位中的任一位送走就能为下一个超巨球员的加盟腾空间。

[–][OKC] Russell Westbrook Schumeister 103 points 6 hours ago

That would be ideal but I don't think they risk it after what happened with PG

雷霆球迷：想得倒是美哦，有了乔治的前车之鉴后，我可不认为湖人会再冒这个险。

[–][POR] Patty Mills shickard 73 points 4 hours ago

The great Celtics-Lakers AD trade wars of 2019 will be one to remember, I hope.

开拓者球迷：我希望，2019年湖凯之前的戴维斯争夺大战最终被大家铭记。

[–]Celtics jamesbong127 41 points 4 hours ago

If Kyrie leaves (feels more likely by the day) I don’t think the Cs are even involved tbh. Would be monumentally stupid to trade our future for one year of AD.

凯尔特人球迷：如果欧文离开（感觉可能性更大），那说实话，我不觉得我凯会对戴维斯有多上心。要是为了一年使用权的戴维斯送走了球队的未来，那真是愚蠢至极。

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[–]Kekukoka 13 points 6 hours ago

Seriously?

Like, actually?

This season is just fascinating...

没闹吧？这事儿真的吗？

这个赛季的NBA真是有意思……

[–]rahtusmo 135 points 6 hours ago

Good more time for Space Jam 2

好事啊，他有更多时间准备《空中大灌篮2》的拍摄了。

[–]Lakers rameninside 57 points 6 hours ago

Time for Luke Walton to win a bunch of games and get fired for ruining the tank in the ultimate ironic turn of events.

湖人球迷：沃顿是时候赢下一些比赛了，然后因为破坏摆烂大业被炒。

[–]timbitsrfun 76 points 6 hours ago

Calling it now they go on a winning streak. The headline becomes “Are the Lakers better without Lebron” ...

要是现在开始湖人来一波连胜。那头条就是“没有詹姆斯的湖人更强吗”……

[–]15jackets 8 points 3 hours ago

Breaking: Lakers are rumored to trade LeBron

爆炸性消息：有传言称湖人要交易走詹姆斯。

[–][IND] Aaron Brooks chief_sitass 631 points 6 hours ago

KOBE WOULD NEVER ALLOW THE LAKERS TO PUT HIM ON MINUTE RESTRICTIONS. LEBRON IS SOFT

步行者球迷：科比是绝不会让湖人限制自己的出场时间的！！詹姆斯真软！

[–][CLE] Zydrunas Ilgauskas APF429 50 points 6 hours ago

imagine the comments if this was the Cavs. This pisses me off.

Lakers fans screamed for 11 years how we were \"wasting\" him and ya'll miss the playoffs, fail to get him any help, and basically shut him down with 20% of the season left. Fuck yall.

骑士球迷：如果这事儿是骑士干的，那你可以想象下评论会是怎样。这真让我火大。

湖蜜喊了11年，说我们之前怎么怎么“浪费”了他，可你们却进不了季后赛，还没法给他任何帮助，差不多赛季还剩20%的时候就让他歇着了。滚特么的。

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